Nobody Knows This Except You and Me

Watching the national news recently (faint boom) I was amused by the recent 'sensitivity war' between the Reds and the Blues. It reminded me of the cultural war now in progress between the haves and the have-nots. It seems that the Democrats are more 'sensitive' than the Republicans are, or want to be seen as being more sensitive. The Republicans, on the other hand, want to be seen as reasonably sensitive but not suicidally sensitive. Does this make any sense to you? No? It does to me.

I have forgot whether the Democrats are red or blue so I will ignore colors. The 'cultural war between the haves and the have-nots' refers to the cultural war now in progress between those folks who have foreskins and those folks who have no foreskins, that is to say, the cultural war now in progress between natural males and unnatural males. This is my personal definition of the term, 'cultural war.'

By way of further definition, 'natural males' are equipped with original penile paraphernalia, whereas unnatural males have been modified for some reason or other, usually religion-related. The modified males fall into the category of the 'have-nots' whereas the natural males fall into the category of 'haves.' When the two categories meet the result is inevitably war. This war is now raging everywhere. Nobody knows this except you and me.