Special Persecutor

The new gas is very effective due mostly to the large quantity available. They can pump it into the apartment constantly over long periods of time - unlike the 'lung gases' which were always administered in single doses. Also unlike the 'lung gases' this gas attacks both lungs equally, causing a slow (boom) burning sensation and huge amounts of mucus resulting in frequent throar clearing and coughing. It is more irritating than 'heavy gas.' I'll call it, 'new gas' (tap).

They began (this morning) in the living room as usual. Moving to the other side of the couch and opening the patio door helped, but they could still get to me. A little experimentation suggested they are pumping it up through the rug. So I went back to bed. A few minutes later they were pumping it into the bedroom. Back to the living room. Minutes later there is was again in the living room. Then to Kootch's room. It took them about five minutes to pump enough into Kootch's room. Then to the computer. Since arriving at the computer I have not been gassed at all. Maybe I should call this new gas 'steering gas' instead of 'new gas' (tap).

This suggests that el fisho likes the most recent trend taken in this blog (see Lucky Me, below), and wants more of same (getting a little gas here - after 57 minutes of clean air). Hmm... lessee... he must like the 'persecutorial' theme. Yes, that must be it: He pictures himself in the role of Special Persecutor, representing six million American Jews. He takes great pleasure in knowing that his valiant exploits are now being broadcast in my blog for all Jews everywhere to read and appreciate. Interesting. Interesting delusion.