Notes to God

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I already have some photos in draft versions of Daily Scratchpad. I'll go over there later. In the meantime I was totally charmed by this series of questions to God written by children on Postit notes. Did God ever answer those questions? probably not. So I figured that since I had the Brown Telephone and knew God's number I would call Him up and ask Him those questions.

I have to admit that God was hesitant at first. He knows me well. But when I explained that the questions were only children's questions He immediately agreed to answer them. Here are the answers. You will need to read the questions at the above site in order to make sense of the answers:

to Lucy: 'I am really invisible.'
to Norma: 'Giraffe?' (me: Giraffes are long-necked animals who live in Africa.)
to me: 'Africa?'
to Jane: 'Simple math, Jane: think Praise. Worship. Adulation.'
to Neil: 'I understand and look the other way.'
to Jennifer: 'Thy question is a good one. It is true. Language has gone downhill since then.'
to Robert: 'Jewish.'
to Joyce: 'Oops.'
to Ginny: 'Every day is a good day.'
to Denise 'Don't worry about that.'
to Raphael: 'No deal.'
to Peter: 'Request denied. Deal with it.'
to Larry: 'Thank you for your input.'
to Sam: 'We'll see...'
to Mark: 'I won't forget.'
to Dean: 'I never worry.'
to Ruth M: 'Careful. Those things can get you in trouble.'
to Elliott: 'Way to go!'
to Nan: 'And getting harder all the time.'
to Mickey D: 'I need the GPS coordinates.'
to Chris: 'Those were the good ole days.'
to Donna: 'Thank you Donna. I'll get him for that.'
to Jonathan: 'Extinct?'
to Charles: 'Thank you my good and faithful servant.'

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