Discover Your Inner Jew

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No, I am not available to run for president. Thank you anyway. Nighty night.

I just went into the LR and began watching the recorded program, 'World's Funniest Commercials.' The one which promped me to do this piece was titled, 'Toronto Jewish Film Festival.' Apparently it was a commercial about a Toronto Jewish film festival. The commercial seemed to be unabashedly pro-Jew, something unusual in the USA... nowadays.

The piece began with a blond woman cleaning up her son's (tap) room. She found, among other things a photo of Barbara Streisand and a sign reading, 'Jewboy.'

She then opened the closet to see her 12 year old son standing there in his boxers with a 'Star of David' hanging around his neck like a Christian cross. Her son closes the closet door. Then a black background appears with the words, 'Discover Your Inner Jew.' The obvious intent of the commercial was to hype the 'Toronto Jewish Film Festival.'

Only in Canada. Canada is relatively uncircumcised. Such a commercial would go over like a lead balloon in America, which is becoming more and more aware of the fact that it has been converted to Judaism for 'health reasons.'

I wonder how much longer American Jews can last as the state of the National Penis becomes more and more obvious to all Americans.