Jesus Has Arrived and He Wants Your Money

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You may now buy HP products again, because I figured out what I was doing wrong, I think. We'll see: Can I upload a tree? Yep. You will have to enlarge the image to see what I mean here, but it looks like this tree has also been hit more than once. Apparently the first strike occurred some years before the second, but they merged together near the ground. It's possible the strike on the right is associated with the large missing branch.

I have a few notes:
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Jesus has arrived and He wants your money.
Certainty in Iraq.
A strategy for Iran.
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The first note refers to Jesus' second coming. Apparently Jesus did not come 'on clouds of glory,' but chose instead to merge with the body of a fella name of 'Miranda.' Really. Full title:

The Man Christ Jesus, Apostle José Luis De Jesús Miranda. President - Founder of the International Ministry Growing In Grace, Inc.

Miranda claims that prayer is a waste of time, and that there is no sin, and no Devil. What a glorious scam! I call it glorious because it is an 'ultrascam,' which is to say that it is a scam on a scam. Believers in Miranda seem to love the idea that there is no such thing as Sin, Satan, and Hell after all; that historical Christianity got it wrong.

My guess is that Miranda's message rescues those folks who were abused as children by the grotesque Judeo-Christian teachings concerning sin, heaven, and hell. His message freed them in some psychological sense, and they are rewarding him. His cult will die with him, of course, but I applaud it for the time being. What a glorious scam!