Friday, June 10, 2005

Technicalities

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me: Speaking of which, have you ever heard of Hell?
god: I am aware of Hell, an infernal creation.
me: The fallen Angels live in Hell.
god: Why are you rubbing this in?
me: Nothing personal. I only seek the truth. The VOOT says that you created Hell.
god: That is technically correct: I created EVERYTHING.
me: In that case should we not annoint you with the title, 'Father of Lies?'
god: There is a sometimes a great difference between 'the letter' and 'the spirit.' You may be technically correct, but I do not view myself in that way.
me: Neither does Lucifer.
god: Do not mention that name in My Presence!