POOF

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What fun! I can tell you folks out there that there is only one experience more pleasurable than talking to god one on one: Acid.

POOF

satan: Good evening.
me: Let us hope.
satan: You are the latest sally from the divine?
me: Not exactly. I am a journalist.
satan: Hmm! Are you prepared to swear that you are only a journalist and not an agent of god?
me: I so swear. I am not an agent of god.
satan: I am familiar with you journalists. You want a 'story.' How can I help you?
me: I want the story of your life.