I Was Afraid of That

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We will now leave God for the moment and jump back to Lucifer:

me: God claims that there is no Hell, that all the 'fallen angels' went to The Earth and became human.
lucifer: Little does He know.
me: Please elaborate.
lucifer: We created Hell. We needed a place to stay. There are now two places in Supernature: Heaven and Hell. God and his buddies are in Heaven; me and my buddies are in Hell.
me: Most interesting. Is it true that after I die I will go either to Heaven or to Hell?
lucifer: That is true.
me: I'm almost afraid to ask this, but do you have some inkling...?
lucifer: You are on the road to Hell.
me: I was afraid of that.