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me: Are you circumcised?
god: Don't be silly.
me: Don't you have a dick?
god: Not exactly.
me: But the Very Old and Odius Testament suggests that you created man in your image.
god: Man created me in man's image.
me: I trust we are speaking rhetorically here. So you are actually sexless? No dick?
god: No dick.
me: But they call you, 'He.'
god: Mostly projection.
me: You are actually, 'IT.'
god: Right. I am it.
me: How was the natural penis created?
god: You need to speak to the devil.
me: Can you introduce me?
god: Done!