Nobody Wades in

(4)

I can see in The Mind's Eye that some of you are enjoying this prospect. But wait: the game is far from over.

lucifer: Why were you afraid?
me: Burning in Hell forever is not my idea of fun.
lucifer: Hell's temperature has been greately exaggerated. Nobody burns there.
me: But the Bible talks about a 'lake of fire.'
lucifer: Geological fantasy. Hell's temperature averages about 78 degrees year round. Hell is much like Hawaii.
me: No lake of fire?!
lucifer: Well, we have one for the tourists, but nobody wades in.