Friday, June 10, 2005

I Never Lie

(5)

Hmm. According to Lucifer, Hell is a balmy 78 degrees. Should we believe him?

me: They say that you are 'The Father of Lies.' Why should we believe you?
lucifer: I am indeed 'The Father of Lies' (being gassed here with a small dose of RLG).
me: So why should we believe you about Hell?
lucifer: I designed The Universe. The Universe is full of people. People lie.
me: And you don't lie?
lucifer: I never lie.