Don't be Silly

(7)

me: But you managed to elaborae in great detail how your chosen people should regard their penises.
god: I did.
me: By suggestion.
god: Yes.
me: What was your interest in penises?
god: Penises are perverse.
me: How so?
god: Penises were the devil's creation. So were vaginas. I found them all repulsive. I determined to minimize the devil's designs by circumcision and infibulation. And I succeeded for thousands of years.
me: So you invented circumcision as a device?
god: Not exactly. I created the idea of sexual mutilization in order to minimize the sexual pleasure of my Chosen Children.
me: I understand that. Why?
god: Sex was created by the devil. It was indecent. I hated it right from the start.
me: Is it fair to say that you are circumcised?
god: Don't be silly.