Thank Allah for That!

(3)

Which brings us to my promise to reveal the contents of an interview with the Honcho of Iran, Ahmadinejad. You have no doubt been waiting with 'bated breath for this interview. You might recall that I had arranged for me to be videoed from a wide angle, whereas 'Ah...' (this characterization saves me lots of time) was dressed to impress.

Unfortunately I am not able, at the moment, to provide you with reliable video concerning that interview. Therefore I will provide the following synopis (boom-boom from above as I misspelled 'synopsis):
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As the Muslim announcer/interpreter rolled on and on I did yet another 'foreskin scratch.' This time, Ah... frowned and requested that the cameras be turned off. He then addressed me directly: 'Do you have a problem with your dick? Does it itch?'

I replied that, yes, it itched, and I thanked him for his interest.

Ah... suggested that in such circumstances a dog 'licks.' I agreed, adding that I had a very short tongue. Ah replied, 'Thank Allah for that!'