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Back from Enough... Well folks, this is the last alloted beer. If WHTZSNM still isn't in the mood to talk I'm gonna eat supper (Kootch cooked up a nice pot of curry) and play C-III. Standby while I dial 666 on the brown telephone...

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gd: Speaking.
me: What date is it in heaven? Quick!
gd: Date?
me: You know... day, month, year...
gd: You are under a misapprehension of some sort. There are no 'days' in Heaven. Time is static in Heaven.
me: Does this mean that You are in no way observant of the date 06-06-06, otherwise known as, 666?
gd: Yes. Why do you ask?
me: You know why I ask. Answer the question.
gd: You want Me to comment on the Roman emperor Nero?
me: Not really. Just checking. So you've read the book of John The Bizarre?
gd: John The Bizarre?
me: Revelations. You know who I mean.
gd: Even better than you do...
me: Granted. So... How's it goin' in Paradise?
gd: As usual. Nothing new here. Anything new there?
me: Yes. My readers are going to be disappointed. They were hoping for an explanation.
gd: Readers? Explanation?
me: Explanation of your telephone number, 666.
gd: You assigned it, not me. By the way: I tried to call you recently but Information said that your number is unlisted. What is it?
me: (click)