To Katie

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I'm here from Enough is enough, which I wrote on booze. The subject matter was so difficult to think about that booze was good lubrication. Now I'm in the mood for Non Serviam.

I enjoyed Katie Couric's last appearance on Today, today. Also, I learned a lot about her that I'd previously missed, and in the process my respect for Matt Lauer increased significantly. Katie, you are a dangerous woman! By the way, I loved your outfit: white top with flared white skirt decorated with horizontal red and black patterns... It was a simple, understated, elegant choice, quite appropriate for the occasion. In fact it was a 'seasoned look' in the sense that it contrasted dramatically with some of the more garish (dare I say it?) outfits from earlier years. By the way, between just you and me: I finally spotted your panty lines! You were hugging one of your fellow workers; you were wearing white pants which were fairly tight-fitting... My fleeting impression was that you were wearing a full-fitting white lycra model panty.Sorry.

I have just put on Mozart's Piano Concerto #21 in your honor.

Now, run along, honey. Read no further (boom).