Aren't You Curious?

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So herewith, the interview. But what do you want to know? You can't ask me questions because I have turned off 'comments,' and 'comments' will stay turned off. So, 'what to do?' Will I have to imagine your questions? Apparently so. In what follows I will imagine your questions and give appropriate answers. (By the way, I have put BS#6 back into the case and am now listening to MPC#16.)

yu: Did you really do LSD?
me: Yes.
yu: Why?
me: Because it was there.
yu: Everest was there...
me: LSD was much easier. Do you have any serious questions?
yu: Touche. When did you first discover LSD?
me: In Kansas about 1957-59. I have forgot the exact date.
yu: You tripped in Kansas in 1958!?
me: No. I took a psychology course. The coursebook mentioned LSD.
yu: Why should we believe you?
me: Don't. Try it for yourselves.
yu: Some of us suspect that this so-called 'interview' is an attempt to avoid piercing questions concerning your real agenda. How do you answer that charge?
me: I understand. Concerning that question I am minded to propose a method of communication.
yu: Such as?
me: Remember, I am not big on person-to-person communications...
yu: We understand...
me: Can you translate the words, 'adan dot 300' into dotcom language?
yu: We think so.
me: Can you add the concept of, 'COMmunication CASTing' to the previous words?
yu: Yes.
me: And do you know what the definition of, 'at' is?
yu: Yes.
me: Then you may contact me directly.
yu: One last question: Why should we?
me: Aren't you curious?