Whew!

(2)

The fourth call turned out to be interesting:

me: Hello?
gd: I do not appreciate the ejaculation, 'Fuck You.'
me: Was that You?!
gd: Exactly.
me: Well why didn't You answer my answer?
gd: Just testing whether your phone skills are as bad as advertised. They are.
me: What was wrong with the Brown Telephone? Is it broke?
gd: NSA.
me: What about NSA?
gd: Don't you read the news? NSA is surveilling all calls everywhere. I wouldn't want to be linked to the likes of you, frankly.
me: Relax. NSA is good, but not that good.
gd: You sure?
me: Positive. I used to work for NSA, sort of.
gd: Sort of?
me: In the USAFSS.
gd: Ahhh...
me: And even if they could intercept our communications, they would never believe You are who You say You are.
gd: You're sure.
me Sure. I never lie.
gd: Whew!