ACSD: Arapahoe County Sheriff's Department

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I'm one of those folks who is not at all worried by government interest in my personal life. In fact I would welcome it, especially in the form of increased ACSD interest in my claims of being stalked, harrassed, and surveilled. But unfortunately, the ACSD is made up of a huge bunch of bozos who couldn't find its collective fat ass with all hands.

This week's 'Survivor' turned out to be very interesting. Unfortunately, the results won't be in 'til the finale. Did you notice the digital padlocks?

The Da Vinci Code is slated to open soon. This fictional movie claims to expose the 'greatest cover-up of all time.' Well, maybe, but fiction is fiction: fact is fact. I claim to have exposed the greatest uncoverup of all time: the circumcision of America for 'health reasons.'