French Wine Never Lies

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I just saw Tom Hanks on The Tonight Show promoting his movie, 'Da Vinci Code.' I am a fan! I will see the movie in a nearby theater. Yes! Although I haven't read the book...

Speaking of books, I finally finished, 'The End of Faith.' What a book! The main problem with such a book is that you can't make a movie out of it... Or can you?

Just did my next-to-last swallow of Natural Light. It is all downhill from here as I turn to my backup of one (already tapped) half pint of Canadian Mist. Tomorrow will be a very bad day.

It just hit me that I have failed to come through on my promise to grant you a weekly interview. Hmm. Is this an appropriate time - as I am approaching the state of, 'drunk as a skunk' - to conduct such an interview? Should I not conduct such an interview during the first part of our Friday Night Seance? Hmm.

I think not. My reasoning goes like this: 'In Vino Veritas.' I think that's French for, 'French wine never lies.'