Friday, November 11, 2005

Click

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Well, folks, if you are an avid follower of this blog you know that the preceeding has been more or less a reprise of previous posts. So instead of going on and on and on... I will terminate this interview.

me: if I understand You correctly you are saying that the over-designed human penis has caused you immense problems and that your 'field change' was designed to cut down - so to say - on those unfortunate problems.
god: Exactly. I was - to put it mildly - overburdened by my inclination toward supervision.
me: Meaning?
god: I got tired of watching billions of people masturbate. I got tired of posting each and every masturbation offense in my notebook. I simply got tired of it all. So I invented circumcision.
me: I think I can understand that.
god: No you can't. May I go now?
me: Of course you can! Why are you asking my permission?
god: Click.