Earth?

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me: I was wondering what you think of Pat Robertson's recent pronouncements.
god: Pat who?
me: Robertson.
god: The name sounds faintly familiar. Can you give me another hint?
me: He runs the 700 Club.
god: Non Sequiter.
me: He lives in Virginia Beach.
god: Virginia Beach?
me: State of Virginia.
god: Are you being intentionally obscure? That is a sin, you know. I'll get you for that.
me: I take it that you have very little time for 'Earth matters.'
god: Earth?