The Outfuck Problem

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me: Does this mean that you know who Pat Robertson is?
god: The name rings a bell, but you must understand that my time is limited and I can't be involved with every tiny detail of your world.
me: YOUR time is limited!?
god: A law of physics. Fortunately.
me: Am I encroaching on that time even as we speak?
god: (laughing) Hardly.
me: To return to the subject, do You have any other example which troubles you regarding the question of Intelligent Design?
god: Yes! The thing which troubles Me most is the design of the penis. When I actually saw my first penis I went ballistic.
me: What exactly is your problem with the penis?
god: My 'problem' is with the HUMAN penis. It was obviously over-designed. Waaaay over-designed.
me: Forgive me but I've heard that about You. They say that you came up with a 'field change' so to say.
god: I did indeed. The Original Design Group had obviously over-engineered the human penis and I found a way to 'de-engineer it' so to say. I called my field change, 'circumcision.'
me: Did the change work?
god: It worked quite well. In fact it worked too well, if I may say so Myself.
me: Are you making reference to 'the outfuck problem?'
god: I am.