Too Jewish?

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The Dateline piece showed a photograph of the unfortunate rabbi which the rabbi had allegedly sent to his prospective lover over the internet. The defining object was masked out, but the context suggested that it was a penis. Apparently the rabbi was quite proud of his fellatio talents. I wondered how the rabbi would have reacted to an uncircumcised 13 year old penis. Would he have immediately made the 'vampire sign' and run away? Or, would he have been totally entranced. I think he would have been mezmerized. I think he would have spend a lot of time slowly skinning that sucker back and forth, all the time muttering to himself, 'Wow!'

The rabbi wasn't absolutely certain that he was busted until he heard the fateful words, 'Dateline NBC.' The light dawned at that point and, looking like 'a deer in the headlights' he attempted to cover his face before fleeing ignominiously.

MSNBC had several later stories on the Dateline piece suggesting that at least one of the counties involved declined to prosecute (tap). I wondered whether the reason was that the prospective defendants were 'too Jewish.' Guess I'll never know.