Friday, June 10, 2005

Crimes Against Children

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If so, then there should certainly be a law against it.

But such a law would miss the point, in my opinion: a much more relevant law would be a law against sexual mutilation. Sexual mutilation happens routinely every day all across America in the name of 'health.'

Furthermore it happens in the name of 'religion.'

In order to make my point here I have arranged interviews with both WHTZSNM and Lucifer:

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me: Do you know the origin of circumcision?
lucifer: I do. Circumcision originated with penis envy.
me: How so?
lucifer: As life arose on Earth and as it became clear that sexual pleasure was the driving force behind all of reproduction we (us angels) noticed that god was becoming more and more... irritated. He began to ignore us more and more as time went by. Eventually we deduced that His irritation stemed from His constant need to observe all sexual activity. He would observe continuously and make copious notes. And as the Universe became larger and larger, and as the number of living things whose personal genesis depended on a sexual act grew to greater and greater proportions, we could see that god was becoming overloaded with the documenting of irrelevant sexual details.

It seemed to us that He was obsessed with sex and that furthermore He hated it.