Buy a Rat
I believe in rats, not gods. I have raised rats. Rats are warm furry creatures, loveable; whereas Gods are Cold Ideas. Gods are furthermore untouchable, whereas rats are. You can touch a rat. A rat will respond to your touch. God never responds to anything you do.
You can pray and pray, but God never responds.
So if you want to believe in something then you should go down to your local pet shop and buy a rat.
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