The Alco-Cardinalic State
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(I must note here that you do the left index finger first, not the right.)
Then you grab your glass of whatever between your right index finger and your thumb and raise it to your lips. Then you take one drink out of that glass (or bottle). Then you set the glass down. Once. If you can magage that first (being gassed here at 0143) ritual without being called by one of the participants then you are home free until the next iteration. However if you fucked up even in the slightest you will have to chug the rest of your glass and wait around until it is your turn again. It is a really fun game.
The next iteration is similar except that you must do each ritual twice.
The last and final iteration is that you must do each ritual three times and that you must remember to say that 'Cardinal puff Puff Puff is about to take his third AND FINAL drink. If you pass all the tests while your buddies are watching you then you become a Cardinal.
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