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I think I'm on my ninth beer but I'm not sure. My notes suggest, for a next subject, an interview with Allah. But is that wise? Who would I offend with such an interview? Would I have to fear for my life? Is Allah dangerous (tap)?

I'll try it:

me: Hello there.
allah: Hi.
me: I have a few questions from the point of view of Infidels.
allah: You are an infidel?
me: Sorry.
allah: Pleased to meet you! I have always wanted to talk to an actual infidel!
me: Does this mean you are willing to answer my questions?
allah: We'll see. What is your first question?
me: Have you ever heard of the Jewish god, WHTZSNM?
allah: I have so heard.
me: Ever met Him?
allah: Never met him.
me: I am curious about a certain aspect of Islam relating to the male penis. My question is this: Does Islam require circumcision?
allah: Absolutely.
me: No exceptions?
allah: None.
me: None whatsoever?
allah: None whatsoever.
me: Are you circumcised?