Longing for Hell

(8)

(Well, folks, I still feel intellectually capable, so I will continue for the moment.)

me: Did you really feel such cold temperatures?
einstein: I felt it spiritually.
me: How did you respond to speaking Latin?
einstein: I hate latin!
me: What most displeased you about Heaven?
einstein: God displeased me most of all.
me: Howso?
einstein: God seemed to take special notice of me soon after I arrived in Heaven, and within 30 minutes of my arrival He began to roll dice. It seemed to me that He was ignoring all the Latin praises going on around Him and focusing instead on me. I began to feel very creepy.
me: God actually rolled dice?
einstein: Yes. God rolled dice time and time again in my presence and after several years of this I began to get the impression that Heaven was not what it was cooked up to be.
me: You began to regret being in Heaven?
einstein: Very much so. In fact I longed for Hell.