Earth?

(4)

This might be an appropriate time to cook up another interview with god. Does god watch The 700 Club?

me: I'll get right to the point: do You watch The 700 Club?
god: What is 'The 700 Club?'
me: A Christian TV show.
god: I never watch TV.
me: So you've never heard of Pat Robertson?
god: There are a lot of Pat Robertsons. Which one do you mean?
me: He's a former lawyer.
god: I need more specific information.
me: Pat Robertson. He runs a religious TV show on Earth. Has millions of followers.
god: Earth?