A Loophole in the Universe

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Well, folks, my interview with Einstein went on and on for many minutes, and at the end of the interview Einstein admitted that he had escaped from Heaven. He refused to explain the exact nature of how he had escaped. He told me that he had found a 'loophole in the universe' and that many folks would make use of that loophole in the future, and that therefore the information was of 'ultimate importance' (being gassed here with lung gas). He ended the interview soon after, and I was left in the dark.

I have to admit that I liked Einstein in spite of his hairdo. He seemed to be totally incapable of guile. Possibly that is why God found him so attractive.

Before he left me I asked him the inevitable question: 'In view of the fact that you do not believe in Judaism, how do you view religious infant circumcision?'