Simple as That

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I'm playing BS#6. Tony Blankley, on The McLaughlin Group, just said something to the effect that a poll of Muslims in Britain suggested that 60 percent of them would rather live under 'sharia' than under British Law. If true, that is astonishing! Sharia? Sheeit!

My take on that poll goes back to the well-known phenomenon of 'penis envy:' European Muslims live in the midst of a largely uncircumcised society. (The second movement is now playing. I LOVED this music as glorious ultra-colorful visions of absolute beauty played in my visual cortex.) Where was I?

Ah yes: penis envy. European Muslims suffer from Penis Envy. That is their problem. American Muslims, on the other hand, do not suffer so much. The reason is that American Jewry has succeeded in circumcising the majority of American males for 'health reasons.' Therefore American Muslims, as they sniff the crotches around them, do not find the intolerable odor, and as a result are less Penis-Envious. It is as simple as that.