No Pussy in Paradise

(7)

After a lengthy interview with Omar I began to sense that he was becoming overheated. So I decided to ask him one more question and then end the interview:

me: Can you tell me in simple terms whether there is Pussy in the Muslim Paradise?
om:
Myself when young did eagerly frequent
Doctor and Saint, and heard great argument
'Bout Pussy in Heaven: but evermore
Came out by the same Door where in I went.
(translation: No pussy in paradise. Get it on Earth while you can.)

And with that, my part of the interview was ended. Lucifer talked with Omar for a brief time and then Ohmar Khayyam went poof like Doctor Presken. I was left alone with Lucifer.

me: Do you know why Omar was sweating so much?
lu: He isn't used to our temperatures.
me: Do you mean...?
lu: Yes. He lives in a ten degree environment.
me: Celcius?
Lucifer: Kelvin.
me: Poor guy!
lu: Not any more. I put him in touch with Einstein.