Another Interview

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Allah has had a week to calm down. Maybe we can talk...

al: Not you again!
me: Unfortunately. I promise not to mention the unmentionable this time.
al: See that you don't.
me: I was doing some research on the Muslim Paradise, today. I was wondering whether you could verify some of my findings.
al: I might. I might not.
me: Is it true that suicide bombers are rewarded in Heaven?
al: True.
me: With seventy virgins?
al: True.
me: Are female suicide bombers so rewarded?
al: Females?
me: Yes. Don't females also go to the Muslim Paradise?

At this point Allah went poof again.