Friday, July 29, 2005

The Limbo Overpopulation Problem

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me: But what about those embryos which have been frozen? What is their status? Those embryos can either be used for scientific research or can be implanted in human females, eventually to become human children. What about THOSE embryos?
god: Frozen embryos? You can freeze embryos?!
me: There must be thousands of frozen embryos, maybe millions.
god: If you thaw them out do they work?
me: Don't you watch tv?
god: Answer the question!
me: Yes they work.
god: Whoa! Maybe I've been creating too many souls. That might explain the Limbo over-population problem!
me: I think you better start watching tv.