How Could I Fail to Notice?

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Well, folks, I can tell you that I was not surprised to hear that latest objection. As I have watched all the (American) video of Muslim men bowing down at Mosque Services I was struck by the fact that there were no 'laggards' so to say: all went down in unison. It was as if nobody wanted to be caught 'checking out the butt in front of him.'

Armed with this knowlege I asked Allah:

me: Do you think some of the worshippers might notice my panty lines?
al: Not exactly.
me: Then what is the problem?
al: The problem is ME. How could I fail to notice?