The Problem With Pantylines

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Time for me to gather my courage and conjure up another interview with Allah.

al: Not YOU again!
me: Yep. I am woefully ignorant of your interesting religion and I was wondering whether You considered me to be a viable convert to the same.
al: You don't look at all promising.
me: Why do you say that?
al: You are a well-known (tap) infidel.
me: OK, but is there no salvation for infidels?
al: Probably not in your case. You are known as being anti-circumcision.
me: True. But in the theoretical case that I would change my mind, would I qualify?
al: I don't think so. I know you well.
me: Please enlighten me.
al: You would never qualify for worship.
me: In the Mosque?
al: Nowhere. The problem is your pantylines.