My First Interview

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It strikes me that this might be a good time for me to give you, my readers, an interview. In what follows I will imagine your questions, then proceed to answer those questions. This is my first interview.
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yu: If a bad trip lands you in Hell, will a good trip land you in Heaven?
me: Yes.
yu: What do you mean by, 'Heaven?'
me: The Kingdom of God.
yu: Jesus' version?
me: I suppose so.
yu: But you don't know.
me: Correct.
yu: Did you ever 'go to Heaven' during your Acid trips?
me: Yes.
yu: Did you meet God there, in Heaven?
me: No.
yu: And you went to Hell also?
me: Yes.
yu: And you found no Devil there?
me: No Devil.
yu: So acid is non-theological?
me: Exactly.
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