Did Jesus Have Body Odor?

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As you already know I am not a big fan of old and odious ideas. I like new and fragrant ideas. This 'olfactory preference' leads me to reject the major modern religions which are old religions. Those old religions stink to high heaven, all of them: Judaism, Mohammedism, Christianity, they all stink! My nose rebels in the face of such old and odius 'religion.'

In fact, those old Religions resemble the farts of other people. The farts of other people are 'disgusting,' whereas our own personal farts are 'interesting.' So it is with our personal religions. Our personal religions are interesting because they are OUR religions. The religion of the other is disgusting because it is the religion of the other. Religion resembles, on some level, a fart.

Thus I must confess that I am enamored of my own new personal religion while rejecting the old and odius ideas which I inherited from my parents.

You 'cognoscente' out there would no doubt take issue. You would quickly point out that Buddhism (for example) is not entirely beyond the pale, that The Buddha was the first psychologist, predating Freud by two thousand years. You would further point out that modern versions of Buddahism allow for the modern esoteric drug movement (LSD, DMT, Ganja, etc.).

You would be correct up to a point. I think.