The Nature of 'Rat Itch'

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A standing order for our troops over there should be to get as much Iraqi pussy as possible!

Still no itch. This is the longest itch-free period of the last two weeks. For your information, 'rat itch' is a diffuse itching sensation which (tap) responds to scratching in an extremely rewarding way. The itch is relatively faint compared to the pleasurable scratching response. It's a classic 'good news - bad news' situation: scratching the itch is almost orgasmically pleasurable, but the skin is easily damaged by fingernails. The trick is to scratch but not to damage. Hot water directed at the itch produces an exquisite orgasmic feeling of pain/pleasure which is unique.

So I scratch very carefully. And I shower with very hot water.