Hackery

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Rats! Ebert and Roeper were on The Tonight Show last night and I tivod it. But today I discovered that the idiot Conan O'brien had been recorded instead. There is no possibility whatsoever that I mistook 'Conan' for 'Tonight.'

Therefore I have concluded that my tivo is subject to hackery. Too bad. But then so is almost every other thing in my life. I live with it, and once in a while I manage to get a tremendous revenge.

Revenge Satisfies. Now I am looking forward...