Thank god!

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As I have said previously in some way or other, Jesus has never worked for me in the Mystical Sense. Alcohol has worked. Pot has worked. Acid has worked wonders... Alcohol combined with Pot produced a multitude of glorious Mystical Experiences.

But Jesus never worked for me. I endured Jesus all through my teenage years. And when I discovered philosophy I rejoiced that I no longer needed Jesus. When I discovered Pot and Acid I really rejoiced! I had finally discovered Mystical Experience! As a teenager jerking off at least once a day I resented Jesus observing me under the covers all those years. I felt that my sexual life was really off-limits to Jesus. I felt... violated.

But my discovery of Philosophy negated my inherited religion. Thank god!