God Discovers Adam and Eve

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God was eventually rewarded. His planet-surfing bore fruit in about the 'year of our lord' 4004 bc. He discovered 'Adam and Eve' on planet Earth.

He had not bothered to do any planet surfing after the recently mentioned talk with Lucifer. He thought, 'Why bother? Who gives a fat... Who cares about crustaceans?' He therefore missed the emergence of intelligent life all over the universe.

But to His eternal credit he did discover Adam and Eve. It happened that Earth was the very first planet on His 'surf list,' and when He resumed surfing He hit the jackpot. He saw, in Adam and Eve, the prototype for Pleasantville. He glommed onto them immediately.