The Genesis of a Disaster

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And in His lust to know this new species He began to read their thoughts. It was His big mistake.

He discovered that much of their thought revolved around sex.

He discovered furthermore that this new species was not only intelligent but capable of guile. No angel was capable in that regard. This caused Him much consternation. He began to become paranoid. 'Suppose they admire with Me with public praise but murmer in their hearts that I am an idiot?' It was an intolerable situation. Poor God.

He did the only thing He could possibly do under the circumstances: He read their minds on a 24/7 basis. It was the genesis of a disaster.