Funerals Don't Interest Me

(2)

Funerals don't interest me. I don't think I've ever attended a funeral (tap). Nor do I plan to ever attend a funeral, not even my own, because I would never agree to a funeral. There will be no funeral for me. Who would I invite? Who would I want there?

They say that JPII was well inbalmed, and 'interred' within three coffins, with a white veil over his face. Catholics believe that eventually his body will be resurrected in a 'glorified state' and will presumably join his soul again in heaven. Maybe. Maybe not. I don't plan to be resurrected. I plan to rot at worst and be cremated at best. Either fate will be acceptable. In fact any fate will be acceptable! I won't be around to approve or disapprove!