You Only Live Once

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The third time was a charm.

I watched TODAY on my TIVO slightly buzzed for the first time, because I am behind in my viewing schedule. I liked the experience almost as much as when I watched it on VIAGRA. I must tell you, folks, that watching Katie Couric and Ann Currey, with a hardon, is a very pleasant experience. My motive at the time was to test out VIAGRA after watching the TODAY show. After. And I completed that test. On the basis of that test I approved VIAGRA, not to mention TODAY.

TODAY is doing a series on "What do you want to do before you die?' I love this idea! This is a very elegant device designed to create essential thought processes in their multitudinous idiot viewers! I see it as 'subtle religious activism,' in fact. TODAY is proposing what is in fact an essential question: 'How do you see your lives?'

The implicit theme is this: 'You only live once: what do you want most to do before you die?'