The Demented Will of God

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Only six minutes left in Good Friday. Now only three minutes... one minute left... Bingo! (According to my radio clock.)

It is now Holy Saturday and Jesus has descended into Hell, there to spend the next hours burning with the rest of us. Presumably, The Father is watching us all burn with much godly satisfaction as He heals psychologically after thousands of years of watching us all jerk off.

Did you know that god hates orgasms? It is true. God tolerates orgasms at best. This is because God has never had an orgasm. Never needed to. No woman! The bible does not explain how He manufactured a Son. This is a mystery. One suspects that the 'Holy Ghost' is female and gave rise to 'The Son' after a good fucking by god, but this is only conjecture.

This leaves us with the mystery of why god is so hateful of sexual pleasure that He insisted that 'His people' be sexually mutilated by circumcision. It is a mystery.

Interestingly, modern science (in the robes of technology) is overcoming god's aversion to sex with various inventions like super lubricants which warm the sexual organs and super erectors which make the male nether regions hard. Modern science is overcoming the demented will of god.