Rationality Produces Amazement

This brings us to the place where I have gone over the edge. I have gone irrational. You are privy to this fairly common event. We both know that Kootch has defined the situation and that she is correct. So here we sit. I don't know about you but I am bored. Irrationality is boring.
How shall I proceed? Remember that I am irrational. Should I try to convince you otherwise?

I don't think so.

On the other hand, sanity is interesting. I am really sane. You know that, I know that. Kootch knows that too when she is awake. Rationality and Reason produce Amazement.