I Have Raised Lots of Rats

Now that you have had time to think about tonight's word salad I will explain so that you will be able to rate yourselves:

The salad begins with a serving of pills to treat alcoholism and possibly masturbation leading to a cure for circumcision. Princess Masako is a glorious woman in the clutches of a feudal society whereas Kootch is somewhat more liberated than I would prefer. The Democratic Convention in Beantown was interesting at best. Horney animals should be given space, especially whales. Rats, of the other hand, can be handled horney with relative impunity. I know this because I have raised lots of rats.