This is Sooo Silly.

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Please don't get me wrong, senator: I am a fan. We... are... Irish. Reason enough. Furthermore we are chubby. Furthermore we are old (Argh).

And not only that, I tend to be 'Democrat/Liberal' even though that might be a little too Jewish.

There are differences, of course: I suspect that you get waaaay more pussy. But this is only a suspicion. Have you ever read my blog?

I ask you this question because I have a killer comeback to 'near-miss lightening strikes' which you might find interesting: I always say something like, 'Missed again, Idiot!' Read my blog. You'll see what I mean. I guarantee you that this 'killer comeback' has worked for me time and again.

ps: Do you have a Brown Telephone by any chance?