Friday, May 19, 2006

God?

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Which brings us to Senator Kennedy. Apparently the good senator was high in the sky in a Cessna jet when it got hit by a stroke of lightening. The airplane was damaged electronically and the pilot actually had to fly the thing all the way to a landing. Poor guy! Believe me, folks, I know how much sheer torture is involved in actually manually flying a jet all the way down to the runway. Excrutiating. So, hats off to the pilot. And what about the senator? Did his 'near death experience' affect his political outlook? I know, and soon you will know. Read on.
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me: Congradulations on your 'near miss.'
sk: Near miss my ass, it was a hit!
me: Were you concerned?
sk:'Concerned?'
me: About dying.
sk: I am always concerned about dying.
me: I see. Do you think that you were spared for a reason?
sk: I don't understand the question.
me: Do you think that God spared your life for a reason?
sk: Are we on tape?
me: No.
sk: Is this being recorded on any media at all?
me: None whatsoever.
sk: Repeat the question.
me: Do you think that God spared your life for a reason?
sk: God?
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